So new job, new people and probation period..bla bla and so goes life. Now, in the place I am working currently, people have been here forever, it is like they were born with the company and plan to die with it...huhuhuh...There is this gentleman who has been here for 35...THIRTY FIVE YEARS..of his life... (I needed to emphasize on that...too long. I mean what? where? how? and most important question WHyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????). Well let us forget all the life factors that might have contributed to that, life is pretty rough on us.
Moving on...when you work (that long), you are given a task, and if you have been here for as long as you tell people you have...then you have to know what your job is and what are the procedures...like seriously. I was once confronted with a problem that I did not know anything about. When forced to ask for help- to the person who is most likely linked to the issue at hand...Guess what: "I do not know what this is? why should i DO THIS?? I am going for lunch now." please do insert yelling here-for a moment i thought they were my parents...uff!!
MAjOR pOkEr face!!! for real I was beyonce speechless on that.(huhuhuhuh)
I mean duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!??? Like respect much?
When did I give them a reason to talk to me like that? wait...who are they?
The trick is do not give them the chance to think that we are pals from the hood, and we prance around to go buy sugar in the corner shop...no dude! I do not get why nobody can keep their calm especially when i know what I am doing and I warned you, that of which I would know best...tsc.
So many incidents I just got to ignore them, I mean no one knows me and I like to keep it that way, otherwise it is party in Mozambique... and my ego does not like those parties...oh hell no!!!
Let us work with five:
1. When arriving at work in the morning, say good morning and walk fast to your office pretending that you have urgent matters to handle...a mission to save the world (do not guarantee the pose will take effect!)
2. When called from a unknown extension, whisper and get to the point (major awesome effect...it does not give them time to talk to much!)
3. When it is lunchtime, call your friend on the way there, on the way out and of course during meal time...and act majorly concerned...(I guarantee this works, they think i am like Voldmort and i am furiously hungry hehehehe). Of course if your have assholy friends like mine who do not pick..or call you in the middle of you faaking a call..then shoot thyself immediately!!
5. Then just leave and go home and watch tv..or do those things you promise to do and never actually got to???!!
This has been another torture to your brains. Thank you and come always (pleeeeeeeeeeeease)
PS: when the bawss aint around...the cute rats read comics....AAAAWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
